the orchid i gave my mom for mothers day came with the name ralph. i thought that was funny so i wrote a story about it.


Once upon a time there was a little orchid named Ralph. Ralph was the smallest of orchids and the other ones at the place that was not a florist shop would laugh at him. There was also a little rose there. There weren’t many roses, but the ones that were there were all pink, except for that one. It was red. The little red rose's name was Lindsey.

One day, while Ralph was listening to Corbin Bleu, he accidentally hit Lindsey. He said sorry, but then it happened again, again totally by accident. So she hit him back and then went to microwave her cat. So Ralph followed and while the cat was microwaving he stole her purple pot. It was her favorite pot. She got very mad; you understand that, so she went and hit him again.

The next day was Larry’s, another orchid, birthday. They were all invited to his birthday party. For the party they played pin the petal on the pansy and Chinese freeze tag. The games were fun although the Chinese freeze tag was somewhat hard for them. Then they ate Sarah the daisy for dessert and then cake for dinner. Then they all told Larry happy ground hog day and went home.

The next week it happened to snow. All the flowers went skiing and five fell and died. So the owner of the not florist shop told them they couldn’t ski or he couldn’t sell them for flour and to go inside and cook marshmallows in the oven and watch Swan Princess. Then they corrected him and told him it was THE Swan Princess. Ralph and Lindsey sat next to each other and poked each other through the entire movie. The oven caught on fire and everyone cried because their marshmallow got burnt along with the house.

Soon after the house got built again little Ralph was sitting and talking to Larry when Josh the lilac walked out and told them that he saw dead flowers and that they spoke to him and didn’t know that they were dead. So Lindsey told him to try and help them. Then he told her that he couldn’t help Sarah because she wanted him to kill them all and he just wasn’t that mean. So they put him out of is misery.

Then one fun, dark, evil day some strange human came to the place that wasn’t a florist shop and asked to buy a flower. The owner thought that the man looked like the kind of guy that had a wife named Ralph so he gave him Ralph and Lindsey cried because he was he favorite to paint on. The end.